A day with my period.
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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True story: Polish Parliament members who oppose ACTA are awesome.
I love Poland
I’d hate to rain on your parade, but ACTA still passed in Poland, despite this performance:C
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IF YOU WANT TO STILL BREATHE, DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. FOREVER REBLOG.
HAHAHA
LMFAO
OMG IM DYINGGGGGG.
OH MA GAH. lol
my first thought was carly…..
what is even going oN OMG
OH MY GOD
It’s some guy named Kevin in his car oh what is he doing OH MY BFIUWGRG32HR3HRWJ
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